About Us

Welcome to the Cult!

Greetings, dice enthusiasts, and welcome to the lair of the Cult. In our realm, the cultists aren’t just summoning dark forces; they’re rolling natural 20s for a wicked game night.

Our Origin Story: The Cult Begins

Somewhere within the twisted bowels of imagination, a duo of renegade cultists decided to hone their wicked rituals toward dice-rolling mayhem. Thus, Cult Dice was born, a haven for those who appreciate the dark arts and the equally dark side of humor.

Meet Our High Priest – Emily the Strange

At the helm of this diabolical dice emporium is the illustrious Emily, High Priest of Improbability. With a wicked sense of humor and a penchant for rolling botches, Emily ensures that every dice set she summons is a portal to an unforgettable journey into the realms of chaos and merriment.

Meet Our Mad Scientist – Kevin the Master of Mayhem

Behind the curtain, pulling the levers of 3D printing and stirring cauldrons of bubbling silicone is none other than the Mad Scientist Extraordinaire. With a laboratory that resembles a chaotic alchemist’s workshop, Kevin builds the very foundations of the dice Emily creates – adding a dash of genius to every die.

Why Join the Dice Cult?

  •  Unearth Unique Dice Sets: Our collection of dice is as diverse as the cultists’ secret handshakes.
    Each set is lovingly handmade from start to finish; no two sets will ever be exactly alike. From the ominous to the deceptively whimsical, we’ve got the tools for your next epic adventure.
  •  Embrace Your Inner Villain: Channel the charisma of cult leaders as you plot your character’s rise to infamy. Our dice sets will give you the power to commandeer the tabletop with style.
  •  Laugh in the Face of Critical Fails: Life is too short to take gaming too seriously. Embrace the chaos, relish the mishaps, and celebrate the epic fails. Our dice are with you every step of the way.

The Cultists’ Oath * Vigilanti Custos Fatorum

Joining the Cult of Dice comes with a sacred oath: to roll boldly, laugh heartily, and never take a critical fail too seriously. As a member, you’re not just buying dice; you’re immersing yourself in a community that revels in the absurdity of it all.

So, welcome to our wicked fellowship, where the only thing darker than our humor is the black ink on our character sheets. May your rolls be chaotic, and may your adventures be filled with laughter and a touch of villainous charm.

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